With one review every two-or-so months, it little wonder that this place is falling apart due to the sheer speed these reviews hit. Introducing a fresh lick of paint, some behind-the-scenes improvements, and an up-coming features sections
Plant Kitchen – No Pork Streaky Bacon
Melrose And Morgan – Mince Pies
"Along with the same ten Christmas songs on repeat and the burning cold of a misty London day, mince pies start their ascension from the depths of our collective memory to adorn every inch of prime retail-shelving estate"
McDonald’s Signature Collection – The Classic
"The sensation I got was the same as tipping out the bulging contents of an airline sick bag into plastic bread and calling it lunch."
One Cut Of The Dead (2017)
Ryanair – Cheese & Ham Panini
"Nothing about this item fell within the parameters of a panini"
Tesco – Chicken And Black Bean Ready Meal
"The black bean sauce that congealed the meaty bits tasted like a rubbery, battery-powered car accident"
Super Mario Odyssey
"Super Mario Odyssey shows us why the often backward thinking folks at Nintendo are still the best game developers out there"
KFC – Double Down
"I picked up the war-torn looking slabs of possibly repurposed chicken and bit into it..."
Le Pain Quotidien – Chicken & Leek Pie
The Good Life Eatery – Sunset Club Sandwich