All reviews
Crockett & Jones Islay Dark Brown Scotch Country Grain - 1 Year Later
"One boot to rule them all, and in the dark, bind them. My feet that is. Painfully."
6
Tineco FLOOR ONE S5 Extreme
A Review in Technology - 15/09/2024
"Once in place, the happy robot voice told me to start the self-cleaning mode. I thought, Why don’t you do it yourself? I couldn’t help but wonder how it’s smart enough to auto-detect suction and water levels at any given time, and even alert me when the tanks are full or empty, yet it can’t figure out when it needs a self-clean."
8
Konditorei Kormuth - Bratislava
"Before I even had a chance to register what on planet Earth was going on, we were explained that there was a €13 minimum spend per head as if it was a backstreet all-you-can-eat shitbox."
3
Bisto - Curry Sauce Mix
"This Bisto curry sauce was like a corrupted memory of actual curry sauce"
2
Nothing Phone (2) - Six month review
A Review in Technology - 05/03/2024
"Here comes Nothing"
9
Riverford - Organic Mince Pies (Authentic Bread Company)
"I could feel my day slipping away from me like the £6.25 I had spent on this box of dropped-looking turds"
2
Tesco's 6 Merry Mince Pies
"The filling felt like the taste equivalent of an asterix at the end of a word; easily unnoticed"
2
Crackd - The No-Egg Egg
"Perfect for scrambled egg stock photography"
1
Asteroid City (2023)
"If you thought this movie was anything deeper than a small puddle, then I have a bridge to sell you"
2
Meatless Farm - Chickenless Roast
"It just tasted of, according to my notes at the time, 'eating the wrong air', which I can only unfold to be that it felt like something was really not right"
1