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Every review in one place, newest first. Written from real-world use.
Every review in one place, newest first. Written from real-world use.
I could feel my day slipping away from me like the £6.25 I had spent on this box of dropped-looking turds
The filling felt like the taste equivalent of an asterix at the end of a word; easily unnoticed
If you thought this movie was anything deeper than a small puddle, then I have a bridge to sell you
It just tasted of, according to my notes at the time, 'eating the wrong air', which I can only unfold to be that it felt like something was really not right
Looking like a small lost surfboard returning to shore along with the treasures and plantation of Atlantis placed atop
After the initial scrub, cold water was thrown on me which felt amazingly renewing - possibly the only time I've enjoyed having cold water thrown on me without warning
I had already lost my mind about the potential food combinations I could create. Cheese with honey? I am Greek royalty. Tomatoes dusted with exotic spices? I am a Mediterainnian millionaire. A doughnut with my coffee? I am an uncouth American.
I'd never thought 'this is what they probably smell when they push open a sarcophagus' prior to opening these
