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Ryanair – Cheese & Ham Panini
byAscending on a Ryanair flight above the comically Victorian smog that layered London, I found myself to be peckish for something to eat…
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Tesco – Chicken and Black Bean Ready Meal
byWe all walk past the fridge full of ready meals in Tesco and peer in to see whats up, but nobody is desperate enough…
The Robot Song – Friendliest Friends
byWith Elon Musk recently warning the human race about the impending doom of our species due to the unregulated rise of Artificial Intelligence, I…
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Super Mario Odyssey
bySuper Mario Odyssey shows us why the often backward thinking folks at Nintendo are still the best game developers out there
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KFC – Double Down
byThe biting winds cut into my skin like frozen razor blades as I dragged my feet one in front of the other down…
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Gaga: Five Foot Two (2017)
byAll in all, Gaga: Five Foot Two is a rather self indulgent documentary, which is understandable as Gaga produced it.
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Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)
byAfter sitting through this soul crunchingly shit movie, I had to seek religion to find a point because nothing in my life made sense anymore
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mother! (2017)
byOne critic has said, ‘The world is lucky to have Mother! I am lucky to have witnessed it.’ Really? Whose dick are you trying to suck with that bullshit?
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Jamie’s Italian – Gatwick
byI wouldn’t bury this withering plate of garbage in the ground for fear of contaminating the planet.
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Martyrs (2008)
byMartyrs 2008 Dir: Pascal Laugier One seventh of the way through this snorefest of just-because-I-can-gore, I slipped away from the films whisper light grip on my attention…